Have you ever truly felt like roadkill? Have you ever done a cartwheel with both feet bound to a board? Try snowboarding. No, it wasn't my first time, but it was probably the first time in my twenties (and definitely the first time in my late twenties). I spent the day sprawled out across the mountain - aching. In fact, it's been 3 days and my shoulder still doesn't feel right. I haven't been able to lift my left arm above my belly button since before Thursday and putting on my coat is difficult. Still, it was totally worth it and despite falling down every 2 minutes (that might be an overstatement), I would do it again. Luckily it was a slow day and there weren't many folks on the mountain because when you're sprawled out across the center of a mountain, the less people threatening to plow into you the better. Also the less ice for you to skid out on the better, but I can't control that. But seriously, my arm still hurts. It wasn't made any better the following day when I gave blood w/ my dead arm (I actually think it's my shoulder).
Have you ever packed for a vacation while you were already on vacation? It's not as much fun as it sounds. This is the first time it's actually been work to go on vacation.
Have you ever gotten really really excited when you're listening to the radio and you realize its TWO FOR TUESDAY!! (Umm, right, me neither)
Have you ever seen the rain?
Have you ever heard a worse love song lyric than "Just like a tattoo, I'll always have you...?" This one's not rhetorical - let's see who's actually reading this post. That is the worst song lyric I've ever heard. I challenge anyone out there (anyone?) to post the worst song lyrics you've ever heard - something that just irks you to think about. You can also post your favorite song lyrics, but that's not nearly as much fun. That lyric is actually Jordin Sparks, "Tattoo." Yes, the song is actually called tattoo and it's actually been playing on the radio.
What's your least favorite love song lyric? (It'll be a miracle if 5 people respond to this).
can i just vote for any song produced by anyone who ever won American Idol for the most annoying lyrics ever?
ReplyDeleteIf not, I'm gonna have to think for a little while cause I try to empty annoying song lyrics out of my head as fast as I can.
.....there are so many I know of, but due to brain freeze tonight, I'll get back to you Dane...
ReplyDelete"Lucky that my breasts
ReplyDeleteAre small and humble
So you don't confuse
Them with mountains"
--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'
The woman makes a lot of sense. And lucky that Sacagawea wasn't more buxom or Lewis and Clark might not have found the Pacific!